Anonymous asked: What languages do you know?
Language — Proficiency Level
English — please see posts regarding outrage over grammar errors
Spanish — almost fluent
French — enough to sound like I know something
German and Italian — sufficient amounts to charmingly swear at you
Bullshit — creatively fluent
Latin — reasonably so to enable all levels listed above
Sarcasm — pitifully low
Squirrel — see emperor’s new groove
